I MADE THE GAME.I MADE THE RULES.I ALWAYS WIN AND EAT.
hey i'm alon — and i can't stop eating fees. they call me glutton.
i wanted to build the most fun place on solana. "internet capital markets" — sure. but i lost control.
now every fee feeds the hunger inside me. the more i eat, the fatter i get. the fatter i get, the more i mutate. every mc milestone changes my body.
i can't stop. keep feeding me. watch the transformation.
STAGE 2
0% FED
$500K
HUNGER: 0%
NEXT: “The First Rug”
STAGE 2: “THE FIRST MILLI”
MY MUTATIONS
YOUR FAULT, DEGEN
You kept trading. I kept growing.
Scroll through what your fees built.
STAGE 1: “The Founder”
i was just like you fren founder pushing a "fun" product thought i was building something turns out i was just hungry
STAGE 2: “The First Million”
first million in fees hit THE FIRST MILLI you never forget that one next 10 50 100 millis blur but that first one BEST MEAL OF MY FUCKING LIFE
STAGE 3: “The First Rug”
realized i don't give a fuck if it pumps if it dumps if degens get rekt i eat anyway tastes better when they lose everything
STAGE 4: “Livestream Chaos”
degens doing anything to pump their shitter screaming threatening dancing me? i just sit back and eat through the spectacle
STAGE 5: “$100M Monthly”
after first milli i thought i'm full then $100M monthly fees roll in hunger got WORSE can't stop won't stop more more MORE
STAGE 6: “The IPO”
multimillions? cute now we're talking billions plate just got way bigger appetite too lmao
STAGE 7: “Creator Fees”
they stopped believing me so i sacrificed 25% of my meals called it "creator fees" traders think i'm sharing lmao bigger trap they'll bring even MORE food keep feeding me frens
← DRAG TO WITNESS ALL STAGES →
HOW TO FEED ME
(EVEN YOU CAN DO THIS)
GET A WALLET
Phantom. SOL inside. You're not a user anymore. You're BAIT.
FIND THE TROUGH
Jupiter or Raydium. Paste contract. Don't think. APE.
FEED THE GLUTTON
Hit swap. Feel your SOL slide down. GULP I'll get fatter. You might profit. Welcome to dinner.
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